Well then my children, that you knew for the jack and the beanstalk is all a lie, for the simple reason that never planted Jack a beanstalk! Jackie had with the seeds of barnyardgrass!Just threw them on the ground that sprang immediately! The trunk was very thick and the leaves were dark green color and it was so thick and strong they could climb to the whole army and notharm it! The rest is known what happened with Jack and the Giant! As time passed and barnyardgrass was bored sitting so long .... still centuries! So it called God.
'Hey, Hey, you up there' .... no response!
'Eh ..... you up there', it said, this time louder, but still no response!
'Eeeeeee ..... do you exist?' Put all its voice. Finally responded!
'What do you want barnyardgrass and yell at me?'
'Make me man ... I stand here so many years .... I want to go somewhere else.'
'Because I am known for my generosity will to do a favor .... but because you ruined my sleep you will become a man who nobody pays attention to him.' So it happened .... and the years continued to pass and barnyardgrass turn around here and there! In the beginning he liked it because he learned a lot, but eventually got bored and started to feel bad and inferior .... and this feeling made him feel jealous and tries to create trouble to people.
So one evening sitting in a dive and drank wine and tried to think what to do cheating, heard from the next table to tell a story ... Jack and the beanstalk !!! What??? And the beanstalk?? A beanstalk had replaced him and had taken all the glory .... he went out really very mad!
'Eh you up there...transform mr in the tree I was again and I will make everyone suffer.'
But God is by nature a bit lazy had no willing to save the world of destruction and did a little grass, mostly because spam comes through to cereals and spoiled produce. But be careful because my kids barnyardgrass left descendantsin the earth while was a man .... children easily confused with normal people but continue the work and cause trouble to those who show them a little trust!
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